Smart Kid: Please gimme first rank this time at least!
Smart God: I can’t. Others are also asking for the same thing!
SK: That’s unfair! I come just second everytime. 😦
SG: Calculate area under the curve of what everyone gets in their lives against time, and you’ll know, I’m very fair.
SK: I don’t know anything! You can give me first rank this time, and third the next.
SG: No one teaches me how to run the Universe, okay?
SK: [Hoonn; turns away from God, a la–‘Tu tu, main main’]. I’m gonna stop believing in you. I’m turning atheist.
SG: [Hoonn] Shoo! Go away! I don’t care. I’m turning a Deist God. [Yawns with boredom]
Meanwhile, later at a school function…
“This year’s first prize for scoring the highest marks in class 4 goes to SK!”
Behind the scenes…
[SG frantically fidgets with buttons of a remote]
“Gosh! SK’s getting that prize and these darned buttons! They’d to stop functioning just now! [Sigh] I should’ve stuck with the regular remote with warranty, not this cheap Chinese-made thing! Just wait you cheaters, I’ll teach you a lesson!”
[SG’s stubby angry finger lands on the Tsunami button directing the remote at China]
Hurricane Hillary hits the East coast of the U.S.!
Moral of the story: Of course people, you know it! Buy only good-quality electronic gadgets with warranty, bill and an ISI mark*!
Above advertisement issued in Public Interest by the Government of Idiotia
*ISI mark–‘Seal of trust’ put by the Bureau of Indian Standards on products tested by them.