Read the notice, above? Now don’t think my resolve is weak. Except for bank balance, my nothing is weak, get it? Oh okay, maybe other balances also–mental, emotional, spiritual, se… oh no, let’s not get there, please?
But what happened totally warrants blogging.
I’d turned fairly cynical, not believing in the goodness of mankind or the existence of God, but just as the header above says, life had ways of telling me I was wrong–this time through email. But, the stubborn me kept on deleting all those mails. You see, I paid for it, or rather, did not get paid! 😦
Those Burkinabès from Burkina Faso, the kindest souls to exist (yess, essouls exist!), had been sending me money, with God only knows how many zeros (couldn’t count them). And all I thought was “Puny humans! Think I’m a fool?“
But on getting a mail, which wasn’t from Burkina Faso, I instantly knew it was a God send! So what if the sender had ‘harm’ in its ID? Trust (Vishwas) is all that’s required. O:-)
From: ATM AWARD CARD
ATM CARD payment center
Mon 14 Sep 2009 00:06 IST
A sum of (700,000 thousand
USD) have been credited to your
Address by ATM CARD payment
center Congrats…Confirm this
contacting Mr Victor Harmfield.
SEX (ENTERING FREQUENCY ONLY INCREASES RISK OF DISQUALIFICATION):
DECLARATION: I ________, hereby declare that the
information given above
is correct to the best of my
The message was scanned
for viruses and
OpenProtect (www.openprotect.com), and is
believed to be clean
I’d promptly sent my details including bank account’s (otherwise how does anyone transfer money, huh?). Knowing money attracts money, to ensure they sent heaps of it, I deposited 20 k more rupees. But my balance hasn’t increased a single cent, yet 😦
Readers might think, my outlook is too ‘negative’ but now I think it was just an ‘electron’ic mail, after all 😦
Moral of the story:
God/God’s email account do not existElectrons are negatively charged 😦
PS: Was is it you, Vishwas?