A resolve to become a better quacktor


For those of you wondering, why do I keep on coming up with nonsensically dark posts (click) with even more nonsensical brutality, I tried very hard to introspect (my using this term with such high-frequency repetition used to be just another torture technique [;)]), and realized I always aspired to be one of these famous […]

Google God, this is not fair! :(


See, how Google God is misguiding my prospective-readers-and-even-more-prospectively-about-to-turn-followers into believing that my blog is not about what they want to find on the World wide Web! ūüė¶ [CLICK ‘GOOGLE GOD’S VAGARIES’ ON TOP RIGHT OF THIS PAGE.] No wonder, I keep on finding excuses to try to popularize my blog through shrewd, but inefficient means. […]

Up against “What‚Äôs up?”; please help! :(


Long back my parents would ask me to be more graceful in dealing with relatives, e.g., to ask them “tamey kem chho” [Gujarati for “How’re you”?], though it literally means not “how”, but “why are you?”! Isn’t that offending, or at least a deeply existential query? Plus, I used to find it pointless. I’d ask, […]

Sequel to My Post ‚ÄėDo I deserve pink chaddis?‚Äô ‚Äď Guest post by Sioneve


This is actually a guest post by Sioneve. We had a small blanter (blog+banter) here (click) She had promised to do a small story on how my conversation with my kids would turn out if one of them ended up like the girl in my post–‘Do I deserve pink chaddis?’ (click). So well, here goes […]

Educational post


Smart Kid: Please gimme first rank this time at least! Smart God: I can’t. Others are also asking for the same thing! SK: That’s unfair! I come just second everytime. ūüė¶ SG: Calculate area under the curve of what everyone gets in their lives against time, and you’ll know, I’m very fair. SK: I don’t […]

Insanity Person(alit)ified!


This is a cathartic post. Never in my life have I crapped so much in one go at one place. This is going to be a sumptuous banquet for my dear readers. Bon app√©tit! Also, I strongly recommend parents who have children that they make their progeny read this to turn them into confident adults […]

Screaming for Public Welfare


Science thrives on imagination, and imagination knows no boundaries. No wonder, boundaries of sanity may also be breached in the process. I had conducted a really famous experiment, which had received widespread media coverage: —– Gorillas Pave Way for a Healthy Human Society Silly-con Valley9th May, 2009 A team of researchers headed by Ketan Panchal […]

Atlas‚Äô bugged‚Ķ keep it short!


Gail Waynand stared at his own reflection, and the hand that held gun against his forehead. His own hand. He wanted to live on… to try deserving Dominique more than Roark. He was afraid of death. He pulled the trigger. [Click] “Inefficient buggers! Can’t produce guns that don’t jam.” “Keating! Don’t…” [Dhishkaon] Who’s John Galt?